what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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