What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

my penis

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

5 people are walking

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

i hate non minorities!

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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