A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Knock knock.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

the redsox

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Knock knock *open*

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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