- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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