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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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