Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

 

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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