- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

a black man did not eat chicken.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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