Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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