- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Black people are the scum of the earth

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

What is white and long? A New York winter

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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