- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Guest what? Dog

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

bangers and mash?

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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