- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

noah is a scrub jungle

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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