- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

There's my tractor.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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