- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Wanna hear a joke? no

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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