- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

school homewrok

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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