- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

women's rights

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Homosexualism is so gay man

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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