Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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