A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

thumb_up thumb_down +22

who's a slut... you're mom

thumb_up thumb_down +22

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Penis

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

thumb_up thumb_down +22

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Im cute hehehee

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Obama

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops