- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

knock knock Dave's not here.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

Knock knock come in.

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