The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

i have yougurt mit traktor

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Michael Brown

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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