Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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