A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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Bob Saget

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Democracy.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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What is my name? I dont know

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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What does? 42

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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The Qur'an

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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Llamaworm

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Anti Joke

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