- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Yo Momma is not fat.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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