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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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