What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

what's worse then a blowjob?

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Chlamydia

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...