If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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what's up? my penis.

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No soup for you!

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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knock knock

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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