What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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