- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

homosexual rights to marriage

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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