Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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