Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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PENIS

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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