- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

can you touch your toes? no

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Bob Saget that is all

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