- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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