A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Anti Joke

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