Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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Women's professional sports

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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