- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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