knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

whats white jizz

Where's my tractor?

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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