what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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thomas!!!!

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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I'm Coming

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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