Connor is homosexuaI

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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Black people having a Job.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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Anti Joke

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