- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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