What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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