- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

jd and zach loves vigina

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

j.p. is dumb

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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