- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Justin beiber's penis

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

A jew enters a mall.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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