A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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