Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Wait! hundred billions!

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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