- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

an ethopian thanksgiving

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Robin, get in the car!

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

John lazzaro likes dick

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

^ That's not even funny ^

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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