Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

poopy is poopy

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

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