- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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