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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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