Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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This winter: "The seal is broken, as the spirits of hell go across the world, I can help you find them Clint! But only you can prevent them from killing your family!" "I will do whatever I must!" "Be careful, you can only see them with medication sample X, and destroy them with the super addictive Meladocs 5" "HOW DO I KILL THEM! I CANNOT HANDLE MORE MELADOCS 5! ITS ADDICTIVE AS HELL!" "Only you can save us Clint, only you can do this until their world malfunctions saving us all, but killing you in the process!" "I WILL... I CAN!... UGH... HOW MUCH LONGEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" THE PACKMAN: THE MOVIE.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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