Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

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Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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