- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

A fish swims up your penis...

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Your mother is so fat.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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