Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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