Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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