Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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Please don't shoot me

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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I have aids

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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autsim

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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