- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

Want to hear a joke? No.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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