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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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