- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

what are you mike bibby?

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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