- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

A car walks into a bar.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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