A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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you will like this because i am black.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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