Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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You are joking right?

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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