look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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