- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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