- Anti Joke

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone