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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

wael.. nuff said

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

a chinese man pays the full price

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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