- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

field day?

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

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