What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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