- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Wait! hundred billions!

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Maths.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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