- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Make me famous

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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