- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

A seal walks into a club.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Cancer. Super Cancer.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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