- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Terry has ebola

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

A fish swims up your penis...

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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