- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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