Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Womens rights.

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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WILLY

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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Fat people

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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