- Anti Joke

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican