- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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