what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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sadf

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Bob Saget that is all

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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Julian Ha.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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