Turkeys are obese

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

I'm Andrew Schmitt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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