- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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