- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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