- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

why did you poop because you are a poop

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Wait! hundred billions!

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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