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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

chinga tue madre Ryan

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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