A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

CFL

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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