Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Soccer...

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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