- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Women's Rights

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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