- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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