Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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