- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Caramel Boing.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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