- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

The holocaust

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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