- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

mexicans fishing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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