- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Knock knock. Get out!!

If life gives you lemonade.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

A gay man watches football.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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