- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

mexicans fishing

The Princess is in another castle

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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