Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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THE GAME

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Long joke Your such a downey

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Tucker Rivera

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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John lazzaro likes dick

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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