a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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XD Jackass.

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Knock Knock Come in

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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