Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

women's rights

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Gordon Brown smiles.

I am very humble.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

A mormon walks into a bar.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Anti Joke

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