WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

What's old and wrinkly? old people

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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