Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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You know whats funny Aids

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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