- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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