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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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