- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

I had friends on the Death Star.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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