- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What do you call an blank test? an F

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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