- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

What's your blood type? Red.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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