- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

a man makes a bad joke

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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