Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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