- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

The holocaust

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

what looks like a banana? a penis

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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