Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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