- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

women's rights

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

non poop

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Please ignore this statement.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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