What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

whats my name? Matt

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

ring around the rosie ... your dead

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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