Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Who invented apple? God

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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