Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Soccer...

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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Well this is pointless.....

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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