What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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